The Onion is named after the onion

 Sometimes when I’m sick (or even when I’m not) my father blesses my family with a special jug of ginger juice. A hot steamy tea that strikes the mouth with a flavor one could describe as pungent. A mix of sour and spice that I cannot describe, but truly hate. It feels like a gunshot to my tastebuds every sip I take… 2/10☆!

The onion… is another ground grown aromatic with a strong scent and fiery punch. Unlike the ginger, I like this one to a tea, but wouldn’t recommend eating it by itself, or skinning one till it screams. But alas, I’m here to talk about the satirical site, The Onion, which they named the onion after. Do you think they are liable to sue?

(Real photo from the people who took photos from the Onion)

I read an article from an onion, flipping through the many layers of skin and almost shed a few tears while looking over it. In this article it went over an occasion in which PETA commandos daintily assaulted 150 people and kicked the bucket for 49 others (7 more if you include cemetery shooting). It was very peculiar and the pipes definitely ran red. However I noticed a lot of contrasting ideas, which has me questioning the credibility and validity of this article and organization in mention.

It’s seems like an absurd turn of events when these commandos permanently silenced half a hundred lives over a single rabbit, only for that rabbit to be ripped apart by a fox minutes after reintroduction to the wild. It has me questioning what the point of PETA’s anger was all for. This rabbit they took lives over wasn’t even put to sleep by the 49 scientists they forced into an endless nap time.

(Photo of research center after the raid)

This one commando lady was telling the reporters to “look at the cute bunny” while walking past “charred and “dismembered bodies”, showing what kinds of lives they truly valued. The “adorable” descriptions of the rabbit contrasted by the “beat” and “immobilized” victims, creates a shock factor that I find shocking. I’ll take what article has to say with a grain of salt, because I do like the taste of onion rings.

That being so, this article seems to poke fun at animal rights activists and the absurd lengths they’ll take to protect animal rights. Just wait till they figure out what homo sapiens are, maybe PETA will try to save them too.